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Scaredorkus part 1 by Frankenfrau Scaredorkus part 1 by Frankenfrau
Alrighty everyone, Iím back and with a hefty load of six months worth of sketches and other retarded shizz featuring whom Iím known best for. Oddly enough there isnít as much ďpizazzĒ in this two part dump as Iíd want there to be (excluding the spleen shattering size of course). I must admit though, that for the past few months or so Iíve been in a terrible creative slump just emotionally, and IÖ Hell, no one wants to hear my sob story.

Enjoy the dump everyone, giving you a brief artists comment is the least I can do for my long gone but not long enough return.
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:iconcrazy4luv:
CRAZY4LUV Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Johnny in drag doesn't need a sketch , it just works on it's own as art. *high*
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Kelirehenna Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011
... you had me at "I can't fap to this!!!".

Now I fear for my sanity. :B

well done, sir. I salute you.
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lightsmuse1 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2011
sigh. should not be loving on this. you didnt pick the most flattering version. ... dammit its still amazing... >_<
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FilthyWalkingEye Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
We.
Seem to have the same humour.


*has drawn Jon in a whole notebook in drag,high,and orgasming*
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Frankenfrau Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2011
Really? I never thought I'd meet another individual who shares the same train of humour like my own. Tell me, do you have a bar code branded on the side of your head as I do?

This is also the same reason I refuse to lend out my sketchbooks to anybody, especially blood kin.
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FilthyWalkingEye Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha,no,I do not.
I dont ever let anyone touch my notebooks. I don't really want to sit in a padded room the rest of my life. :(
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Trumpeteer34 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2011  Hobbyist
I seriously get SUCH a kick out of these. :lmao: I think my favorite has to be the chocolate pudding one, now that I understand the reference. :XD: This is awesome.
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CaTigeReptile Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2010  Hobbyist
I love your Crane. Kickin' it old school. Back in the day when he used a GUN and WORDS to scare people, not just that fear toxin hocus-pocus.
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ChicoMarx Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2010
By George, have I told you lately that I love you? I laughed so much reading this. So. Much.

- "Better eat before the fangirls -force- feed me." You're learning, Crane, you're learning >83

- So much drag... so... muuuuuuuuch.... :iconhurrplz:

Also, I loves the clump of multi-colored doodles very much. Especially the yellow one.
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sweetsnow73 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I giggled far to hard reading this :heart:
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Frankenfrau Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2010
Hey, that's my job around here! I'm glad I was able to entertain a well established Scary fan. :D
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Sunflare2k5 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2010
Freaky wild stuff -- the Sinestro Corps Crane was good, and X-Treme Crow was funny!
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Frankenfrau Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2010
Freaky and wild is my style baby! Well, that and disturbing and grotesque, but I only let those out when I'm in the best of moods...

Anyway, I'm glad you like them honey! :D
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You-Were-Snarked Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2010
^All
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You-Were-Snarked Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2010
These al made me unbelievably happy. you have an interesting style, and a great sense of humor.
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Frankenfrau Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2010
Haha, thanks! I'm glad these sketches of mine were able to lighten your mood, that's what I'm here for. :)
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SWU Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"I can't fap to this!"
XD AHAHAA! Your sketch pages are so magical I can't even express it. So many fabulous poses and wonderfully sharp jawlines and cheekbones.
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Frankenfrau Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2010
Ahaha, I was wondering when someone would comment on that piece!

Anyway thank you. It's good to know that the sketch dumps I upload are sharp enough to cut diamond with their protruding cheekbones and jawlines. <3
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IntroducingEmy Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Daaaaamn you draw him so fine. FFF :heart: Loving every bit of this.
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Frankenfrau Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010
Hey, thanks hon! You're none too shabby of a Scarecrow artist yourself. <3
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aelur Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
I don't know why, but suddenly I want to see a comic drawn by you.
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Frankenfrau Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010
Really? I've always wanted to do a comic of some sorts, even if it was a webcomic only updated semi-regularly. The only problem being is that I have a severe lack of confidence and motivation to ever get the nads to start one and stick to it.

That, and more than likely I'd draw silly crap like this dump.
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aelur Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
"That, and more than likely I'd draw silly crap like this dump."

I think that'd be the charm. It's what you do, what you like to do. I'd read it, silly crap or not.
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Frankenfrau Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010
Hmm, I guess that would be acceptable... I'm probably just being a bit anal now that I think about it. I guess a good mix of the two could work though, given there is a right "flow" to it.

P.S. Thank you for boosting my confidence!
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Sakeke Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
This is why I'm afraid to look at people's sketch dumps.

THIS!!!!!
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:iconfrankenfrau:
Frankenfrau Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010
Aaaaaaaand, my job here is done.
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Sakeke Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Why?? :iconotlplz:
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Frankenfrau Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010
Because it's my job mate. Unfathomable ideas and mind fuckery and the like.
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Sakeke Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconohuplz:
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Frankenfrau Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010
:iconohmeplz:
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Sakeke Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconyesuplz:
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wobblydaddy Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHA.
Oh my.
Those underwears.
NO CRANE PUT ON SOME BOXERS YOU'RE TOO FAT FOR THAT.
FATCROW IS FUCKING FAT.
Srsly though
awesome job.
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Frankenfrau Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010
Hahahaha, thanks.

But seriously man, Crane needs a fricken work out program or something. With oatz and plenty of squatz, so he can gain THIGHS OF STEEL.

He'd really scare Batman then. (And his fangirls.)
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wobblydaddy Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
TRUFAX.
Oh oh god oh god.
I can't unsee his muscular man thighs and tight tush.
IT DON'T LOOK RIGHT, MAAAAAN/
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Frankenfrau Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2010
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:iconflexplz:
Come again?
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wobblydaddy Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU CAN'T UNSEE
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wonderlandmanga Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh so nice to have you back!

I love love LOVE your coloured Cranes at the top!

Did he steal Fright's costume in one of these? XD I'm designing for Fright in Miss Gotham 2011! I should have entered Jonny instead XD
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Frankenfrau Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010
Yes, and I'm glad to be back dear! :hug:

The top painting are my favorite out of the two dumps as well. It just seems more systematical than the dump after this, also this one has more of the better looking sketches, IMO.

And yes, he did steal Fright's costume lol. I figured that Jonny would be awfully peeved with her after stealing his shtick and motto in "As The Crow Flies", so I figured what better way for him to get back at her than to steal her costume and adorn it himself? Talk about being the true master of fear!

Did you submit your entry for the contest yet by the way? I can't tell from my inbox if you did or did not, because it's incredibly cluttered as of late. :invisible:
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wonderlandmanga Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Don't worry - I haven't posted her yet (I'm so slow!) though I have submitted some Jonny pictures that you might like :)
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Frankenfrau Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2010
Oh, awesome! I'll have to go check them out before I good to bed! :D (Recently I've been over swamped with massages as of late, so it's been rather difficult for me to get back to peoples comments/work before my eyeballs fall out. S: )
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rusting-angel Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
HAHAHA I was just talking about scare pimp yesterday with Deaddoll XDDDDD *instant fav*
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Frankenfrau Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010
Hahaha, seriously? It came into my head because I thought the sheer amount of fangirlisms accounted for Scarecrow despite his less than ideal character traits made him some kind of pimp fiction wise.
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rusting-angel Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
XD lmao i found it hilariously appropriate XD and yes he is a scare pimp o^o he should wear a pumpkin on a gold chain and have gold brass knuckles that say BOO on it XD
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Frankenfrau Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010
And his own theme song! Can't be a pimp without his own theme song!

...Or is that sitcom characters I'm thinking about?
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rusting-angel Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
lmao no I think they have their hoes tote boom boxes now a days XD Bitch play my theme song D<
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:iconfrankenfrau:
Frankenfrau Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010
He's making them carry boom boxes now? Fucking a, those things are heavy! Invest in some speakers why don't Crane?
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rusting-angel Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
lmao he's too cheap to buy new clothes XD why would he bother XDDDD he's spending all his money on chemicals.
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Frankenfrau Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010
Chemicals and books! Can't forget the books dear...
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DrRelth Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
hahaha I absolutely love him skateboarding XD
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